" one-way ticket "

 [ "one-way ticket" ]

1: A shortened version of the phrase "one-way ticket to Did-I-Ask-Ville" used mainly in text to communicate that you don't care.

  * e.g.,  ... A: "guys I learned this new song on the ukelele!" 

 [ "One way ticket" ]

1: A trip or a journey of no return

  * e.g.,  ... My boy, it's gonna be a one way ticket...are u ready? 

 [ "one way ticket" ]

1: Hit song by The Darkness. Talks about snorting crack...hence the name. a real kickass song, the chorus gets you going every time.

  * e.g.,  ... And back! 

 [ "One Way Ticket to Hell" ]

1: What you say when someone (a half-friend, a leech, etc) is bothering you and keeps asking you to buy him something while you are in line at the fast food place.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy (Walking up to you in line): Yo, buy me something! 

 [ "One way ticket to Burlington" ]

1: Something a person does or says which definitively proves that one is homosexual (gay marriage being legal in Vermont).

  * e.g.,  ... I wasn't certain, but that shirt just brought Greg a one way ticket to Burlington. 

 [ "One way ticket to Oregon" ]

1: Suicide, whether legally assisted as allowed by Oregon law or not

  * e.g.,  ... In 1961, Ernest Hemingway pulled out his shotgun and bought a one way ticket to Oregon. 

 [ "one-way ticket to heart-break city" ]

1: It means that u can't come out of a bad or worrying situation that bother's you currently (or) which breaks Ur head and bogs u down.You have no other choice than going through a bad phase in your life.

  * e.g.,  ... His girl-friend ditched him and so he felt like it was a one-way ticket to heart-break city. 

 [ "Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios." ]

1: Suicide. The act of taking one's own life. To voluntarily leave this world for the next one.

  * e.g.,  ...  Its' too bad about Jimmy. He'd been depressed a long time. No surprise he decided to Buy a Ticket To the Big Adios. Hey, man, there's got to be another way besides Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios. He made her so crazy she was going to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Bid Adios. The tree huggers have a point. If this planet doesn't shape up we're Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios. The feds should never have bailed out those banks. Its' their own fault they decided to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios. I feel bad for those Marines in Afghanistan. Every time they leave the base its' a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios. 

 [ "Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios." ]

2: Any entity that has caused its' own downfall by continued aberrant behavior.